Hello World!

Hi. I'm Lucas. I live in the Midwest and I am really good at eating, sleeping, crying and filling my shorts. This is my first post and I gotta make it pretty quick because my Grandma and Grandpa Trimmer are coming to visit me. They are bringing my Great Grandma too.

I hope they bring my Dad a bunch of money and everything and stuff. He likes money. I think I would like to have something too, but they never listen to me.

If my dad gets that money, I'm gonna hypnotize him and make him buy me some toys or something. He probably wouldn't even know he was under a trance... hmmmm...