My Dad Is A Lazy Sack of Goo!

Howdee all. I know its been a long time, but my dad has really been off of his A Game lately. Christmas hit and lots of people got to see me. Then, New Years hit. Then dad got back to work and he's been traveling. Then I got sick. And I got mom sick. And then dad got sick. Seems Chicken the Wonder Cat has been the only healthy life form in the house.

I've got soooooo much to report. I've explained to my pops all the things you need to know, but he just got back from a Chicago meeting and doesn't have a lot of energy to put it all down. So, here's the basics for now:

• I gotta decent bill of health from Dr. Chris. They shot me up with their needles, weighed me and measured my length - turns out that I'm probably not gonna be playing in the NBA in the future. But, I'm also not gonna be a sumo wrestler either.
• I've determined that with enough momentum, I can travel across a room by rolling. So long as I keep my arms tucked properly, it's a fairly efficient form of travel.
• Also, I think there might be a way to travel more efficiently by using my arms AND knees. I am trying to refine just how I want to do this. I figure that having my tush in the air and rocking forward and back is a decent start. I think I might try to move my knees and legs (with my hands and arms in unison) in a few days...that might be the trick. Dad says I should wait because he wants to "Lucasproof" ????? the house.
• More importantly, MUSH. Do you know what this stuff is. It comes in white, orange, green and yellow. I have been eating this stuff on a fairly regular basis and it's terrific. As you can see from the above photo, it makes a good paste for your face too!

There's your update. I've got pressure on the old man to give me some more airtime here. My apologies for the delays. Keep watching for those updates, I think he's back in the swing of things.

Best,

Lucas