Welcome Samuel! Sorry About Your Weird Family...
On Wednesday, at 9:46 in the morning, Samuel David Cheney was born to Mary Cheney. I would like to welcome Sam and congratulate his mommy... Let that be, his Mommies!Congratulations to his Gramma and Grampa too! (His Grampa looks familiar...hmmmm)
Thanks to Halliburton and the War on Terror, he will never have to worry about having money. And, perhaps he will be able to rub shoulders with some of America's most influential and caring religious leaders.... like Dr. James Dobson.
Welcome to the world Sam!"Homosexuals are not monogamous. They want to destroy the institution of marriage. It (same-sex marriage) will destroy marriage. It will destroy the Earth."—James Dobson
posted by The Goo & Squeak: @ Friday, May 25, 2007
4 Comments:
At 12:42 PM, May 25, 2007 ,
Anonymous said...
AAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, Lord Lucas this will greatly hinder me getting Jenni's permission to name our son Samuel David. By the way, our paperwork was sent to Ethiopia today so we will have a friend for you to get into trouble with very soon.
Uncle Captain
At 8:29 AM, June 21, 2007 ,
Anonymous said...
Lord Lucas
We have not heard from you in almost a month. What kind of great adventures have you been up too?
Your loyal servant
Uncle Captain
At 7:04 PM, June 27, 2007 ,
Anonymous said...
Yoyoyoyoyoyoyo Lucas.
I heard you learned to say the word "oh." You said it when we hung at your place Sunday and Toby grilled.
That'll come in handy when the women that dump you say 'I think we should break up.' And you'll say 'Oh.'
Lubba-lubba-lubba
Lainie Kenzzz.
At 11:54 PM, July 09, 2007 ,
Anonymous said...
We are soooooooooooooooooooooo tired of looking at Cheney. Tell your dad to get off his lazy hiney & talk about your birthday or something!!!!!!
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